Mr Britto's home page

Keith Britto is the legend who organised my web site for my birthday. This is his site...

Kieran's home page

Kieran is Irish, but don't hold that against him. I met and worked with him in Sydney, and he's a complete tosser. Well, he's not, but he gives me a slagging on his site so I thought I'd best follow suit. He's just jealous that he isn't "an ideas man". Converting the iron into a telephone was a stroke of genius mate, and just because you didn't think of it doesn't give you the right to take shots at me. And it would have bloody worked, I just needed more time, okay?