Keith Britto is the legend who organised my web site for my birthday. This is his site...

Kieran is Irish, but don't hold that against him. I met and worked with him in Sydney, and he's a complete tosser. Well, he's not, but he gives me a slagging on his site so I thought I'd best follow suit. He's just jealous that he isn't "an ideas man". Converting the iron into a telephone was a stroke of genius mate, and just because you didn't think of it doesn't give you the right to take shots at me. And it would have bloody worked, I just needed more time, okay?