So what's there to know? Well, my name is Clayton, but my friends call me Claytie, because they think I'm hard as nails. I began life in Canberra, Australia, before moving to Sydney where I spent a fantastic four and a half years. But then the opportunity for a two year stint in Edinburgh came up, which was too good to refuse. While the weather isn't really anything to write home about, I no longer have pigeons wandering around my lounge room crapping all over the place, so there are pros and cons...

What a sweetie...This is Sarah Michelle Gellar, who is probably best known for her role as Buffy Summers on the television show "Buffy the Vampire Slayer".

She's so in love with me it makes me sick.